*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.
(Source: michaelsocha, via mike-ell)
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
THE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED..