•Quentin Tarantino

•Video games

•Try hard hipster

•Vampire Weekend

•Just your typical guy

pedipalpitations:

john: [gently touches the sleeping rose]
rose: [makes a tiny cat noise]
john: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

danasonarset:

TT: jane.. jane.. wtf are you doing??
GG: hush, strider! is it not apparent that i’m trying to be the man in this relationship?? i am trying to sweep you off your feet here!!
TT: that’s damn cute right there.. but jane pls… what you’re sweeping off is my shirt and i’m barely tiptoeing..

danasonarset:

TT: jane.. jane.. wtf are you doing??
GG: hush, strider! is it not apparent that i’m trying to be the man in this relationship?? i am trying to sweep you off your feet here!!
TT: that’s damn cute right there.. but jane pls… what you’re sweeping off is my shirt and i’m barely tiptoeing..

mental-kase:


Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are an HEIR OF BREATH and you are about to use the CORNIEST PICK UP LINE in the HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE.

Oopsies. Reuploading because I fudged up the size and didn’t realize it was fuzzy as all hell until just now -_-‘
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mental-kase:

Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are an HEIR OF BREATH and you are about to use the CORNIEST PICK UP LINE in the HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE.

Oopsies. Reuploading because I fudged up the size and didn’t realize it was fuzzy as all hell until just now -_-‘

(reference)