eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via minyoongucci)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

vinebox:

My new anthem

(Source: jolinxo, via preteenager)

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

(Source: michaelsocha, via mike-ell)

Timestamp: 1398313095

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

(Source: michaelsocha, via mike-ell)

thedianeyoung:

Diplomat’s Son @ Amex UNSTAGED 2013

(via squirrelineedyou)

Timestamp: 1398313056

thedianeyoung:

Diplomat’s Son @ Amex UNSTAGED 2013

(via squirrelineedyou)

(Source: chubbythecorgi, via buttlicked)

saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters

(Source: ramenparadise, via terrakion)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via under-a-r0ck)

meladoodle:

THE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED.. 

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(via meladoodle)

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  • Trackname:

    Eren’s Berserk Theme

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

(via mike-ell)

Timestamp: 1398312290

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

(via mike-ell)

(Source: moonemojii, via catpun)